Short of consorting with gap-toothed, shiftless smugglers, Little Havana's Moore & Bode's your best bet for smoky Cuban-style love. Get yourself a box of light, clean Miamis or torpedo-shaped Brass -- all rolled using a method so closely guarded, M&B sued P. Diddy for filming it, forcing him to once again change his name to avoid liability.
Order at MooreAndBode.com
This South Beach lounge/store outfits Miami's hot-or-naughts in casual threads from the likes of Puma, Y3, and Adicolors -- duds and sneakers that're sufficiently fashion-forward to end your loyalty to pastels and swampy, Don Johnson-esque socklessness.
Order at BaseWorld.com
New-Florida cuisine pioneer Allen Susser channels the Carribean/Latin/European deliciousness of his popular restaurant into this tangy, mangoes-for-tomatoes condiment. Though it may lack the complete taste profile of Heinz (sweet, sour, salty, bitter, red), it'll still make delicious even the nastiest omelette -- even if it can't mask that eggshell crunch.
Treat your burger to something special. He deserves it. Check ChefAllens.com
According to popular lore, these traditional pleated shirts sport four pockets to better hold a kingly payload of guavas. Yavoy's authentic garments are old-school casual -- a retro-ness supported by the 1980s-era website.
Order up at www.GuayaberaShirt.com
If you're desecrating your body with a tattoo, get it done by the best in the biz (sorry, parlor-based heroin addicts/artists/felons). Just fill out the online application with your weirdo tat idea and submit a picture. It's your best chance to appear on reality TV this side of going on Extreme Makeover and waking up with a gorgeous rack.
Apply at Application-Miami-Ink.com
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