The List: Made in SF
1653 Haight St, 415.864.1529
The Haight District is SF's go-to 'hood for threads and drugs. Villains has the former covered, stocking Obey, Volcom, WESC, Nice Collective, and Earnest Sewn, plus their own evil footwear brand, Villain Shoes. Once outfitted, you should have no problem scoring a dank bag of street oregano.
Check the gear and order up at VillainsSF.comVillainsSF.com603 Valencia St, 415.522.5460
Lay the pipe with abandon, awareness, and gigantic "Her Pleasure" butt plugs. GV sells it all, and couches their raunchy offerings in the sort of empowering language that'll help you convince your girl that she's engendering global awareness/tidiness by wearing a French Maid outfit.
Check the sex toys at GoodVibes.comGoodVibes.com714 Valencia St, 415.558.0658
Get at exclusive releases from Iron Heart, Imperial Denim, and other selvedge fetishists. Much of their stock comes from Japan (Samurai, Sugar Cane, etc); some is even sauced up with high-end elements like sterling silver, snake skin, and silk -- warding off werewolves, mice, and... whomever hates silk.
Get the gear at SelfEdge.comSelfEdge.comA staple of Safeway snack aisles, this addictive mix of sugar cookies, choco chips, Oreo knock-offs, and besprinkled pink-and-white frosted animal crackers is a delight to junkfooders, and a deadly siren song to diabetics.
Grub down at FoodLocker.com3 bags for $21 at FoodLocker.comThis SF garage rock/folker band was inspired by Marlon Brando's The Wild One -- influence borne out in the band's skulls-bones-and-eagles shirts/hoodies/etc. And in their propensity to hop on their Harleys and terrorize Palo Alto.
Check the merch at BlackRebelMotorcycleClub.comBlackRebelMotorcycleClub.com
