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Perhaps your job sucks, but finding a new one is such a hassle that you'd just as soon keep crunching numbers/donning that same old spandex and joylessly launching yourself off turnbuckles. For the most effort-free search yet: Trovix.

Just launched today but already loaded with positions, Trovix has optimized every aspect of the hunting process to make landing a job as easy as losing one. Instead of filling out endless forms, just upload your résumé and their proprietary crawler'll cleverly pull out the keywords that denote your education, experience, and skill (e.g., bachelor's/seven years/devil sticks). Next, they'll unleash their custom algorithm to match you with jobs that actually fit, meaning film editors won't see magazine editorships, and Secretaries of State won't find themselves answering phones and buying lingerie for mistresses. Best of all, the whole operation's nicely covert: while your CV's visible, your name stays locked 'til you release it to a potential boss -- keeping HR from uncovering your wanderlust and canning you before you can pilfer that sweet, sweet trove of erasable pens.

Another nifty feature: Trovix assigns a compatibility score to each position, so you won't waste time pining for jobs you're not ready for, or have your heart broken when you discover that your superb Moonsault Leg Drop overqualifies you for Bumfights.com.