Vocation Vacations
You're too old to intern, but how else can you test-drive your dream career as a photographer or... bison rancher? Get a trial dose of fantasy reality with Vocation Vacations.
Conceived by a formerly disgruntled telecom drone, Vocation Vacations pairs you with an expert mentor with at least five-plus years in his profession/"profession". For one-to-three days, you'll go through immersive training -- making you a short-term Macchio to the Miyagi of architecture, or alpaca farming. Your choices are extensive, though not exhaustive (sorry, aspiring man-whores). To wit:
- Brewmaster
- Sports announcer
- Private investigator
- Minor league baseball GM
- Clock restorer
- Dog sled trainer and kennel owner
- Horse breeder
- Pro wrestling color commentator
- Pro wrestling live event coordinator
- Pro wrestling personal assistant
- Pro wrestling ring announcer
- Pro wrestling ringside manager
- Pro wrestling sponsorship & promotions coordinator
- Sword maker
- Weaving studio owner
- Trucker
Unfortunately, package fees don't include room & board, but VV recommends accommodations for each vacay -- a nightly respite from your stressful day of cheffing, or a chance to perfect the "housekeeping!" knock that'll wow your maid-service mentor into offering you that coveted permanent position. Check the jobs you can try out at VocationVacations.com