Working Guys' Survival Kit
Office life is fraught with potential calamity: bagel breath, wolfmanish unshaved patches, exploding toner cartridges sending shrapnel deep into your thigh, etc. Be prepared for any job-jeopardizing mishap with the Working Guy's Survival Kit.
Among the other Survival kits available, there's also one for grooms -- though regardless of the 26 items therein, the potential calamities of nuptials can really only be handled with a pistol and a note reading, "Fly this plane to Libya or the stewardess gets it!"