Holding a bottle of whiskey, smoking three cigarettes, and accompanied by the phrase "Lets F*** S*** Up", Stripe the Gremlin stands at the waist of this T, ensuring at least one badass party animal's hiding in your pants.

Grab it and see the full fall line at MonsieurT.net

This ice tray molds two 2"-diameter spherical cubes, opening up the possibility of perfectly undiluted drinks, and endless hysterical "I'm gonna dip my balls in it" jokes.

Get the tray at MoMAStore.org

The flexible grooves of this organizer keep tidy unplugged wires, eliminating desk clutter caused by iPods/hard drives/USB noodle strainers.

Clean up your desk at Mockett.com

Finally eliminating the insane skill required to cook bacon, this microwavable pitcher hangs bacon strips upright, broiling them to perfection as greasy fat drips off, making for healthier bacon and much unhealthier "baconade".

Mmmmm, microwavable bacon pitcher at WowBacon.com