Nation

Released with a new chrome finish, this trio of lamps features an AK-47 to represent the "suffering caused by the former USSR", an M16 for the "havoc created by the United States", and a Beretta for the "responsibility of Western Europe", symbolism inevitably lost on anyone filling their house with gun lamps.

Holding a bottle of whiskey, smoking three cigarettes, and accompanied by the phrase "Lets F*** S*** Up", Stripe the Gremlin stands at the waist of this T, ensuring at least one badass party animal's hiding in your pants.

This ice tray molds two 2"-diameter spherical cubes, opening up the possibility of perfectly undiluted drinks, and endless hysterical "I'm gonna dip my balls in it" jokes.

The flexible grooves of this organizer keep tidy unplugged wires, eliminating desk clutter caused by iPods/hard drives/USB noodle strainers.

Finally eliminating the insane skill required to cook bacon, this microwavable pitcher hangs bacon strips upright, broiling them to perfection as greasy fat drips off, making for healthier bacon and much unhealthier "baconade".