Turning phones into "personal safety devices", MMW's servers securely store pix messages sent by users fearful of potentially dangerous persons/situations, which basically means that soon, there will be digital warehouses overflowing with grainy images of guys selling sacks of oranges on the highway.

Save yourself at MyMobileWitness.com

Custom made to order, these rings are scaled from almost 80 different small and big block Chevy engines, and're sure to attract classy women looking for a man whose hands can't drive 55.

White-knuckling horsepower's at CruzinWorld.com

Using a revolutionary internal reservoir system to prevent dripping and evaporation, the Bosk saves floorspace while giving you up to a month between waterings, time you'll need to take enough drugs that having plants hanging from your ceiling seems normal.

Flip your apartment upside down at Boskke.com

From a mildly creepy German transplant living in Shanghai, this photo gallery features residents publicly dozing on objects ranging from chairs, to rickshaws, to rocks, to bicycles, to meat, to pumpkins, to seesaws, to chickens -- which might indicate a national narcolepsy, or ironic defiance against mass-produced Swedish beds.

View all the creepy fascination at SleepingChinese.com

If you've already signed up for Thrillist Las Vegas, you know about Lamborghini-mashing motor ranches, manhole-sized steaks, and blackjack/roulette pits staffed exclusively by lingerie'd dealers. If you haven't, surely this month's Cat Fancy is totally awesome.

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