Girl's Gift Guide
Just in time for peace, goodwill, etc, M&N's new "Pool" handbag line features a woman-slaying combo of high fashion and animal non-cruelty. Everything from clutches to shoulder bags rock deets like tone stitching and antique silver hardware to compliment the pewter-or-black distressed vegan "leather" fabric, a cow-sparing composition that lets her know you actually do care about a beast that's not your hog.
Show her you love her, but not enough to get a Fendi, at MattAndNat.comTo give her the nostalgia of a flipbook without the anorexia of stick figures, just upload a 15-second video clip, select a cover theme and title, and MB will create a thumb-able progression of still-shots -- a novel way to share cherished memories, or Rickroll people without internet access.
Stuff her stocking with video nostalgia at Motionbox.comFor an edgy wardrobe boost, Claw's got the honeys covered with hoodies and tees that range from cute (floral graphics, pink w/ big hamburger) to a b-girl red number called Gangster B*tches, which features photos of hardcore women from Lil' Kim, to Assata Shakur, to the queen bee of 'em all: Leona Helmsley.
Christmas gifts rawrrrrrrrr ClawMoney.comThese lacy underwear feature an anatomically positioned pouch for the included vibrator, whose 10 treadmill-esque jiggle programs are operable via an also-included remote. The range is 20-30ft -- like intimacy, but better, because you're still on the couch.
'Tis the season for erotically charged gifts at BootyParlor.comFrom the caviarphiles at Petrossian, this gift comes with an assortment of exquisitely decorated handmade chocolates, and a twist: the case is made of the finest white and dark chocolates, leaving your girlfriend no choice but to finally eat box.
One: cut a hole in the box from Petrossian.com