To give her the nostalgia of a flipbook without the anorexia of stick figures, just upload a 15-second video clip, select a cover theme and title, and MB will create a thumb-able progression of still-shots -- a novel way to share cherished memories, or Rickroll people without internet access.

Stuff her stocking with video nostalgia at Motionbox.com

For an edgy wardrobe boost, Claw's got the honeys covered with hoodies and tees that range from cute (floral graphics, pink w/ big hamburger) to a b-girl red number called Gangster B*tches, which features photos of hardcore women from Lil' Kim, to Assata Shakur, to the queen bee of 'em all: Leona Helmsley.

Christmas gifts rawrrrrrrrr ClawMoney.com

These lacy underwear feature an anatomically positioned pouch for the included vibrator, whose 10 treadmill-esque jiggle programs are operable via an also-included remote. The range is 20-30ft -- like intimacy, but better, because you're still on the couch.

'Tis the season for erotically charged gifts at BootyParlor.com

From the caviarphiles at Petrossian, this gift comes with an assortment of exquisitely decorated handmade chocolates, and a twist: the case is made of the finest white and dark chocolates, leaving your girlfriend no choice but to finally eat box.

One: cut a hole in the box from Petrossian.com