Nation

Fun from the negligee e-tailer: after getting lingerie'd up on V-Day, an insanely smokin' Brit model's man abruptly cancels plans, so she brings the fun to his office. What follows is a crotch-grinding, belt-unbuckling, thumb-sucking, unbelievably smokin' lap dance that's just barely SFW, but'll leave you with extremely NSFW chinos.

This ltd-ed triumvirate of handmade kicks tweak the classic M1300 model with deets like pig suede uppers accented by delicate fabrics like Spenco mesh and felt, and are nab-able in teal/grey, all-over teal, and white, all intended to "evoke the archetypical 1980's jogger", giving your sweet Miami Sound Machine-spinning Sports Walkman some much-needed company.

This app from 40Cozy comes with an editable drinking game library (loaded w/ rules to popular beer sports), maps the closest liquor store, and sports a "drunk dial" feature that randomly selects peeps from your contacts to invite over, 'cause lord knows you've Circle of Deathed waaay past going to that liquor store yourself.

Pick your favorite teams, and Buzz'll graft their schedules onto the one email-/SMS-reminder-sending calender to rule them all, supporting everything from the NFL and MLB, to NCAA football/men's hoops, to the Premier League and MLS, which Alexi Lalas is surely totally still dominating.

With 1/2 of sales going to charity, each of these ten recycled-truck-tire bracelets features a rectangular metal trinket with sides alternating between the blindingly clever "I'm tired of" and your chosen scourge, such as Alzheimer's, Child Abuse, or Global Warming -- so, given that the predicate statement isn't always visible, it'll have people thinking you're dottering, violent, or a greenhouse gas.