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Celebrating the 1963 launch of the Pantone Matching System, which standardized color shades across a variety of industries, each of these suede-and-premium-canvas kicks' seven solid colorways are culled from the original guide book. The collab marks the first time an external design team has been allowed into the company's archives, proving it's ironically difficult to get into Pant's pants.

For the true men who've long chosen cracked lips over the indignity of womanly Chapstick use, this non-petroleum herbal balm ups the man-te with military trooper case design, and genius marketing that knows there's nothing a man wants on his lips more than his Balls.

These mod 2-for-1 conductor caps are fully reversible, and come in three colorways: the olive corduroy/black & white pinstripe Firenze, the Boston, which pops from blue denim into solid white hemp blend, and a racing-striped dark washed denim affair that flips into grey cord called the Subtle Race, aka, the 1/64th Cherokee.

Text any question to KGBKGB (542542), and for a measly $.50, a human "agent" will solve your drunken bar debates, hitting you back with the irrefutable answer. While past queries range from "What is Salma Hayek's bra size?" (36-C), to "When do hamsters reach sexual maturity?" (10-14 weeks), KGB can go beyond simple facts, answering more subjective quandaries like how to deal with horrifyingly stank fecal fumes: "Be a man and face the consequences of your action. You can get through it eventually".

Purporting to feature "wisdom from bathroom graffiti", AAU answers user-submitted questions with semi-sequitur pics of actual bathroom scrawlings, which include shout-outs to Mothra, doodles of drink-toting licentious robots, and even a non-contextual reference to Steve Gutenberg, whose recent PR blitz included writing his name on that stall himself.