For the true men who've long chosen cracked lips over the indignity of womanly Chapstick use, this non-petroleum herbal balm ups the man-te with military trooper case design, and genius marketing that knows there's nothing a man wants on his lips more than his Balls.

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These mod 2-for-1 conductor caps are fully reversible, and come in three colorways: the olive corduroy/black & white pinstripe Firenze, the Boston, which pops from blue denim into solid white hemp blend, and a racing-striped dark washed denim affair that flips into grey cord called the Subtle Race, aka, the 1/64th Cherokee.

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Text any question to KGBKGB (542542), and for a measly $.50, a human "agent" will solve your drunken bar debates, hitting you back with the irrefutable answer. While past queries range from "What is Salma Hayek's bra size?" (36-C), to "When do hamsters reach sexual maturity?" (10-14 weeks), KGB can go beyond simple facts, answering more subjective quandaries like how to deal with horrifyingly stank fecal fumes: "Be a man and face the consequences of your action. You can get through it eventually".

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Purporting to feature "wisdom from bathroom graffiti", AAU answers user-submitted questions with semi-sequitur pics of actual bathroom scrawlings, which include shout-outs to Mothra, doodles of drink-toting licentious robots, and even a non-contextual reference to Steve Gutenberg, whose recent PR blitz included writing his name on that stall himself.

See what other people think about in the bathroom at AskAUrinal.com