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Claiming to be the only off-price account selling the Swede premium denim brand, Jack's giving you 50% off two top-selling models today: a dark blue butt-hugging number w/ pre-faded front-pocket wallet outline named, and also made from, Used Dry Organic, and the lighter, looser, straight-leg Slim Jim Saltwater, also the name of an extremely not-popular meat-flavored taffy.

Each coaster in this 20-piece collection features detailed instructions on a different drinking game, from common chug competitions like Boat Races, to a mathematical memory game called Frogs, to Wibbly Wobbly, the British version of Dizzy Bat, since apparently Brits are so proper they use coasters outside.

Load this stainless steel, 10" unit with water, place atop any electric or gas stovetop, fill the 10 dishwasher safe square mold trays with burger meat, and let steam action cook up the Central Connecticut delicacy of delicious moist hammies. The fat's rendered into a drip pan, providing a perfect burger-shvitz, loosening them up for a deep tissue massage from your molars.

Designed to keep you from over-feeding your e-ddictions, just plug in any URL you tend to over-visit, and KMO'll create a unique alias you can bookmark and use to visit the site instead; the alias'll only let you visit the site once in a you-designated period of time, eventually forcing you to succumb, and just feverishly punch in the URL for iVillage by hand.

Calling it "the closest thing you can find to the shirt Arnold was wearing", this "authentic" version of the renowned tee from the '77 testosterone fest Pumping Iron is printed on un-shrunk 100% cotton (to "ensure that extra snugness" after washing), with heat-transferred felt lettering individually hand-placed to replicate the exact look of the original. It's on you to get baked enough to think you actually have muscles.