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Standing for "Sao Paulo, Mon Amour", these hi-top SPMA models're allegedly inspired by the vibrant art of their namesake city, featuring vulcanized soles made from wild Amazonian rubber and "ecological" leather that's tanned with acacia extracts, all cobbled together in Brazil, then stored and shipped by a Parisian social charity, a shadowy organization that can only be raising money for Frenchmen to drink all at once.

This waist-cinch rocks enough coozie space for a sixer, has a zippered pocket for personal affects, a side pouch for your cell/cigs/deck of cards, and extends to fit waists up to 50 inches. But then again, you already knew that.

CL alleviates the tedium of searching individual Craigslist locations by expanding your query into an unlimited number of locales at once, then dropping the results on a web page or RSS feed, a useful time-saver considering that if you're gonna drive to Kansas for a dirty massage, you better start packing now.

Named for its trademark hidden pocket that's perfect for stashing an iPod/business cards/loosies, the folks behind the iTie've just dropped a second collection o' fabrics, ranging from simple herringbones and stripes to a print of tiny baseball players; the site also has a new video pitch from none other than Billy Mays, who uses his hidden pocket to store the ShamWow guy's final shreds of dignity.

The enterprising folks behind the premenstrual tracking site PMSBuddy.com have jumped onto the iBandwagon, porting their service into an app that automatically calculates the looming PMS of up to ten women without you checking your computer, 'cause if you live with ten women, it's not safe to go home.