Super-excited dog drags grandma to the floor, then gives her a righteous nana-humping. Super-excited family keeps video rolling, and laughs a little too hard.

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A portable solution to limp collar syndrome, this credit card-sized slice of ingeniousness features four pop-out collar stays you can go to in case of emergency, then snap back in for future use -- completely awesome, even though they ignore your real need, wallet-sized emergency pants.

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Available in either wall or desk versions, these lamps' stark white, one-piece shades're wrought from iron, and appear to be oozing a red liquid that's actually just an extension of the shade itself, a Shining-esque visual trick that would give Scatman Crothers a heart attack if he hadn't already died from pneumonia. What, too soon?

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People think the Hamptons are all about Sex and the City, but really, they're about people who just want to get out of the city to have some sex. To help with that, we're unleashing a summer-long Hamptons edition revealing everything from wrigglingly fresh Thai to reptile racing; tell your Hamptons-bound friends to sign up, and they'll thank you with hugs that linger just long enough to express gratitude, but not long enough to express their desire to give you a pair of sexy pumps.

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