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GT repurposes vinyl into wall clocks (7- and 12-inch models), with minute hands custom-cut to resemble a turntable stylus, and each design a unique one-off purportedly selected for its colorful or otherwise funky label, though the presence of Samantha Fox and Fall Out Boy suggests they just sounded better as a clock.

The super-tight undershirt guys named after elbow surgery are at it again, upping the ante with a line of monotone long-sleeves, tanks, and v- and crew-necks, as well as two styles of underoos, all made from an insanely soft micro-modal/Lycra blend, and cut with an "athletic fit" for a "more masculine appearance" to best enhance your Tommy Johnson.

Running in the background of your non-idle comp and taking a screen shot every few seconds, Windows-only Snap' lets you play back your work week like a movie (at your choice of speed), allowing you to easily track your productivity/fill out timesheets/visualize precisely how productive you are at lying while filling out timesheets.

These ultra portable, surprisingly high-quality mini speakers are only slightly larger than your iProduct, feature a built-in stand, and rock a cradle allowing you to rotate from portrait to landscape mode for watching movies, the latter of which resembles a tiny ghetto blaster, though infinitely better than your old jumbo model, cause that bitch couldn't bump no all-original webisodes of The Office featuring Creed.

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