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Running in the background of your non-idle comp and taking a screen shot every few seconds, Windows-only Snap' lets you play back your work week like a movie (at your choice of speed), allowing you to easily track your productivity/fill out timesheets/visualize precisely how productive you are at lying while filling out timesheets.

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These ultra portable, surprisingly high-quality mini speakers are only slightly larger than your iProduct, feature a built-in stand, and rock a cradle allowing you to rotate from portrait to landscape mode for watching movies, the latter of which resembles a tiny ghetto blaster, though infinitely better than your old jumbo model, cause that bitch couldn't bump no all-original webisodes of The Office featuring Creed.

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