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Snyper's premier timepiece features a 3D dial that incorporates a rifle targeting theme, day/date windows w/ "bullet impacts shape", a sighting instrument detail on the crown, and a skeleton case that allows you to see the slick self-winding chronograph movement, all billed as the first "stealth recognition" timepiece, an oxymoron so shadowy, it can't be understood with the naked eye.

Supply a license plate number/state, and Zap'll let you gripe your heart out about anyone on the road; current complaints range from the obvious "made a u-turn into oncoming traffic", to the less obvious "eating noodles at the stop light, fork and all", to "swerving all over the road and riding people", which explains the swerving.

Monstar crafts a simple-cool selection of tees, belts, and skullies rocking little characters on them, including various baked goods with smiley faces and an array of mustachioed skulls and crossbones, all of which are currently priced down to just 10...bones!

Designed for 2-to-4 players, Crunch puts you in the role of a banking CEO, where you'll accumulate massive corporate debt, demand a government bailout, award yourself ridonculous bonuses, and embezzle funds; shockingly, there's no word yet on a possible "Kozlowski Edition" featuring a replica statue of David dealing cards out its penis.

If you've ever thought owning a record label would rock, check out this blog from an indie operation dusting off its vault's most atrocious demos, including a guy singing about making love to a drag queen, a track with a blatant Casio samba beat, and one that explains to children why Mom and Dad make loud noises at night, which Raffi originally tried to accomplish with Banana Phone.