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Available for 11" and 13" models, this strip of eco-friendly, hole-punched polystyrene will stick to your comp thanks to unexplained Japanese super technology, fully protecting the top/bottom, but not covering the sides, leaving your ports exposed and letting you open and use your machine by quickly undoing a few straps, though your inability to smoothly unhook straps is the reason you're using your computer so much in the first place.

Bin taps into a network of people crazy enough to buy your used electronics, no matter the condition: just specify the brand, model, and wear/tear, and SB'll send it out to their ravenous bidders, then email you the best offer along w/ shipping/payment info. Categories include digital cameras, cell phones, gaming consoles, movies, and even graphing calculators, if you're willing to walk through life not knowing the area of any given rhombus.

Nab 40% off Grif's entire main line, including luxe street gear like a cyan Nylon zip-up jacket with large, angled zippers, evocative of mid-80s Jacko; slim fitting, long sleeved raglan softball shirts; super-short-sleeved buttondowns; and pants that rock a zipper down the back leg for further tightening the fit, called the Guerrilla Trouser, perhaps due to them constantly sabotaging your getting laid.

SS makes stickable wall decals based on iconic childhood stuff, but escapes pesky licensing fees via naming subterfuge, evidenced by the Asteroids-ripping "Space Rocks" (triangle ship/bullets/enemy space ship/variously sized...space rocks), the "Yellow Gobbler" (something that looks a lot like PacMan/ghosts/pellets/cherries), and "Dinosaurs", which features a t-rex, a triceratops, a pterodactyl, and other creatures originally invented by Steven Spielberg.

80s catalogs 50+ playable clips of killer saxaphoneage from the decade's hits, providing handy quick-reference symbols (e.g., a bullhorn for "blaring", school bus for "middle school level"), grades from A to F, and one-sentence summaries, because when it comes to Donna Summer, "Nothing expresses how hard a woman can work for her money like a sax solo".