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The baby of a nonprofit curatorial art project focused on contemporary photography, sign up for NFS's emails and you'll get nude photographs either taken or "discovered" by one of their artists, delivered on a random schedule that could be "twice a week or possibly even once every six months". All you've gotta do is reply to a confirmation email to prove "you are not a robot", since once the terminators take over our underground erotic art, the resistance is surely dead.

Debuting with four t-shirt designs, SHRED deals in 80s metal-inspired art, like a pack of raging velociraptors disemboweling terrified villagers; a rabid, werewolf-style Cerberus; a tribute to Iron Maiden's mascot Eddie; and an apocalyptic, skull-wielding vision of Sleepy Hollow's headless horseman, though even though it was Washington Irving's Rip Van Winkle and his boozy slumber that truly showed us how to rock.

Bringing you the cash savings of VoIP without the need for an account or additional soft-/hardware, just plug in your land/cell phone number and that of any international contact, and Mani'll create a domestic alias # that'll reroute your call, so you only pay local rates. They also recently launched a service allowing you to dial Skype contacts from a land or mobile line, but if your friends Skype, you should probably go back to making buddies overseas.

Let your dockside imagination run wild with this brand new offering: start with either Timb's Classic Boat or thick-soled Handsewn, then assign your choices from a palette of leathers/colors to the tongue, side, back strap, and collar; lay down color deets on the stitching, laces, outsole, etc.; and polish things off by opting to emblazon the insole with "DESIGNED BY", then your initials...or not, if your name is Paul Oliver O'Neill.

Developed by a former Chief of Urology at the Hoag Hospital in Newport Beach, CA, this desensitizing lidocaine-based spray is designed to "slow the onset" of, uh, you know, stuff. In your pants. Hit the site to grab a free sample bottle (you pay S&H), and if you like it, simply do nothing, and they'll send you a new supply (which you have to pay for) every 60 days, reminiscent of the time Columbia House achieved the same results by mailing you Ani DiFranco.