Nation

Some ideas are so obviously terrific they need no explanation, like short shorts, and mouth sex. Joining this group, 6 Dollar Shirts.

Loaded with 150+ mostly funny, silk-screened tees, 6DS sells each one for -- you guessed it -- just $6, or $2.95 if you allow them to randomly choose the shirt for you, so it actually should be called 6 Dollar Or 2 Dollar and 95 Cents If They Choose It Shirts. Design categories include “Crude and Offensive” (bivalve-repping Jam Out With Your Clam Out, the sombrero'd Dirty Sanchez), "Retro and Vintage" (sports jersey-number'd 12 Parsecs, Kool-Aid man's face), and “Music", which features jobs like a chimp wearing a Devo hat next to the words “Devo-lve”, and a lens-less slatted spec rocking Beethoven, who apparently decided to augment going deaf with not seeing crap. Other highlights include a Soul-Glo tribute replete with a jheri-curled couple; an Oregon Trail homage with a pixel'd, ox-drawn wagon and the slogan “You have died of dysentery”; an “I Want the Gold” number paying tribute to Alabamian leprechaun hunters; and a look-at-me piece touting “I Feel a Sin Coming On”, which, given that you're wearing a t-shirt, is probably sloth.

The site's also started posting shirts culled from an ongoing monthly user-submission competition, with the winner getting $500, which'll buy a whole lot of shorts so short, everyone will want to mouth sex you.