To generate impossibly annoying witticisms
to plug into your social site's status bar, just click a topic in the tag cloud and you'll get back sooooo snarky gems from "...thinks that if atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby", to "...is reflecting that the cost of living hasn't affected its popularity", to "...wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac", which, to make a joke, completely ignores that fact that you weren't given a choice.

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