Dita Legends
Unique shades are unbeatable for blase-hipness, but burrowing obsessively through dingy vintage shops undermines any and all too-cool-for-school-ishness. Get singular sun-blockers with a lazy mouse-click, from Dita Legends.
Also available e-xclusively: the black Grandmaster Two, whose giant 12K-gold-plated titanium hinges'll have you breezing right into restricted-access recording studios. These're limited to 10 pairs ever, though, so get 'em now -- or the cool you get from "dressing like Flash" will be undermined by rummaging through his dingy estate sale.