You look at yourself in the mirror every morning and think, "what a handsome, intelligent, athletic, manly man I am!", but how does the rest of the world really interpret your neckbeard? Find out the awesome/horrible truth, with FaceStat.
Created by a successful crowdsourcing company, Stat lets you upload photos of yourself, to be submitted to ten anonymous folk who, based on your countenance alone, will mercilessly judge you within a day -- an efficiency of superficiality only the Internet could provide. Not-completely-surprising valuations passed: attractiveness, ethnicity, relationship status, wealth, age, and intelligence, which is invariably determined by presence of glasses/tape on those glasses. Somewhat surprising judgements: political affiliation, trustworthiness, whether or not you're funny, and whether or not you're drunk (of course you're drunk...who takes pictures of themselves sober?).
Right now, you can only upload one photo per day, but Stat plans to increase that; they're also considering revealing judges' demographics -- giving you a crisper idea of what regions and age brackets are trashing your existence purely out of spite for your throat-sweater.
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Submit your photo and see what people really think, at FaceStat.com
