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How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take in a Fight?

Answer a bunch of questions (e.g., body type, balance, general bloodthirstiness), and discover how you'd fare in a kung-fu-flick showdown with scads of kindergarteners. The lowest number attainable: one pre-pube pipsqueak -- though if you're a stumpy-armed short dude with no swarm-fighting experience who refuses to eye-gouge, it's the defeated kid who should feel ashamed.

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How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take in a Fight? (Emailed on December 20, 2007)

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