While you crave affirmation that your questionable actions and habits are "normal" or "right", actually asking someone can be awkward, especially if you're asking while masturbating in a work toilet stall. Test the waters anonymously, with On The Jury.
In an admitted effort to combine the Internet's two great strengths -- anonymous judging and voyeurism -- OTJ lets visitors rule "guilty"/"not guilty" on user-submitted furtive activities, like Hot or Not minus the online personals, because nobody really wants to meet an "inappropriate farter". Submit a crime and any "evidence" to the court, or render judgement on already posted cases such as:
Theft: I took some stuff from work one time, and sold it on eBay. But, I was terribly underpaid, and I had earned it. (66% Guilty)
Jealousy: I covet my neighbor's minivan. (57% Not Guilty)
Being Shady: Purchased an illegal substance from a person at work...at work. (62% Guilty)
Stupidity: One time I bought a classified ad from Fark.com. (66% Guilty)
Hypochondria: I will become "ill" as soon as someone asks me to do something that I don't want to do. I have even used this excuse for events planned in the future. "Oh, I haven't been feeling well lately. If it doesn't get any worse, I will try to make it to your BBQ next Saturday." (67% Guilty)
Kidnapping: I have kidnapped the presidents of my local lolcat chapter and am keeping them locked in my basement to mass produce lolcats for my reading pleasure. (61% Guilty)
Racist or Nice?: In order to connect with a new co-worker in my office (who happened to be black), I told him how I like to drink 40s with my girlfriend. That's a total lie. (66% Not Guilty)
Submitting a case currently requires registering a user name, but OTJ's planning to open it up to non-registereds. However, anyone stupid enough to post secrets using their real name probably isn't doing a great job of hiding their booger eating in the first place.
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