Perfect for all stealth surveying sessions, this functional 6' 6" tape measure's coiled inside a plastic faux cassette tape and reads in both US and metric units, though the makers oddly warn the metric system gives off "an electric or trip-hop vibe", finally confirming Moby as the reason America won't switch.

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