This blog stocks a cornucopia of user-submitted photos featuring middle fingers cleverly disguised as Christmas trees, phones, pumpkins, wizards, crustaceans, Sarah Palin, and even a ninja, because the most devastating middle finger is the one that you never see coming, then launches tiny throwing stars into your face.

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