Since drinking from cups is boring and lame, step it up and sip from the nipples of this bosomy ice luge mold; life-size and available with optional LED mini-lights, they suggest you let it freeze for about two days before use, then get it positioned, pour booze through the top, and discover what it's like to be a baby in Russia.

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Show everyone how classy you are with this luge from DrinkingStuff.com