It's finally here! This completely revolutionary USB-powered plastic cheeseburger heats up to keep your hands warm, then morphs into a massager for what they describe as "your tired/painful body parts", a nice replacement for that chicken pot pie-shaped IcyHot dispenser you accidentally ate.
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See just how advanced this burger gets at Brando.com
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