Nation

Developed by a former Chief of Urology at the Hoag Hospital in Newport Beach, CA, this desensitizing lidocaine-based spray is designed to "slow the onset" of, uh, you know, stuff. In your pants. Hit the site to grab a free sample bottle (you pay S&H), and if you like it, simply do nothing, and they'll send you a new supply (which you have to pay for) every 60 days, reminiscent of the time Columbia House achieved the same results by mailing you Ani DiFranco.

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