Sure, the Miss America pageant's fantastic because it delivers you an appetizing selection of tasty morsels from around the country, but when it comes down to it, there's not enough meat on those bones to make a stew! Get yourself delicacies you can really sink your teeth into, at RegionalBest.

An online farmer's market featuring artisanal edibles from across the States, RB carves our great nation into six zones and sources regional specialties from each, a tactic that totally bombed with Playboy's Rust Belt Hotties. Grab the West's fabled proteins with 11 kinds of sausage from Seattle, all-natural Idaho lamb, and grass-fed Montana beef, or sup the bounty of New England's Maine lobster, steamers, scallops, and chowder, as well as NE land fare like blueberry jam, blueberry maple syrup, and blueberry gingerbread (Blueberry gingerbread? Oh, snaps!). In lieu of BBQ, Virginia reps the South with an assortment of soup mixes and grits, while NC reps Virginia with "Virginia-type" peanuts by the can or bag; the Mid-Atlantic finishes up with desserts ranging from cheesecake ice cream, to cherry crumb pie, to the supremely chocolatey Blackout Cookies -- now with more GHB!

RB also provides recipes incorporating its products, from Montana beef burgers with pepper and onion relish, to shrimp wrapped in hickory smoked bacon from Dallas -- and if it sounds good now, wait till you see it in the swimsuit competition.

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What are you, communist? Stock up on the finest grub from across this great land at RegionalBest.com