Unopened doors symbolize promise, but usually they only transport you to your bathroom, or worse, to a magical land ruled by a talking lion with a Jesus complex. Letting your imagination take a breather, decals from Style Your Door.
Based outta sunny Deutschland, SYD peddles easy-to-install door-sized adhesive sheets featuring wildly lifelike, deceptively 3-D scenes that give the crushing illusion there may be someplace worthwhile on the other side. Cut-to-fit and made of fireproof photo film, the goods include pieces that appear to lead to whimsical rooms (a dramatically lit wine cellar, a prison bathroom), animal hang-outs (an albino alligator lying in wait, a startlingly huge kitten doing the same), striking outdoor scenes (rainforest, rope bridge, etc.) and random stuff like a warehouse full of gold bars, or nekked strippers dancing next to a pole, who, could they see the warehouse, would totally think you're hot. Bigger still are waterproof canvas pieces for covering a garage door, depicting everything from parked rides (a '50 Bentley, a '68 Maserati, a...tank), to totally weird scenes like a meat-filled slaughterhouse, and those with multiple rides can spread a jumbo jet over three doors, though you run the risk of finding that every pillow in your house has been seized.
If you insist on being special, you can enlist them to do up a custom job, and they'll soon be rolling out a variety of pieces fit for windows -- step through, and if you're high enough you'll be transported to a magical land ruled by actual Jesus, no lion.
