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The Unbreakable Umbrella

This 'brella's shaft is made of crazy-hard/durable ABS composite material, so it "whacks as strong as a steel pipe" but "never raises suspicions" -- good 'til you encounter the Penguin, and realize you've made the classic blunder: bringing an umbrella-beating-stick to an umbrella-gun fight.

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The Unbreakable Umbrella (Emailed on July 9, 2008)

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