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White Collar Grime

Featuring ten feet of garment protection, these adhesive super-soft white cotton strips from the flatulence-concealing Subtle Butt scientists can be cut to fit the inside of your collar and then pressed into place, keeping you from being embarrassed by stains -- you'll need the whole package to keep your Shakespearean ruff clean.

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White Collar Grime (Emailed on February 18, 2009)

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