Keeping up with the Trumps, Maloofs, Wynns, et al., Bellagio's unveiling its own $60mm renovation this May: 512 homier, pimper suites decked out with the finest mahogany and Italian marble furnishings, contemporary fine art, top shelf mini-bars, HDTVs, iHome clock radios, wifi, fax machines, and multiple phone lines -- on which to call your friends and say, "I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."

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