The advantage of buying a reproduction vintage tee is that it's not befouled by decades of beer, bong water and juguetes de la sensacion. Trunk's concert shirts are soft like Rod Stewart, and offered in extremely limited runs -- so you won't have to deal with the shame of bumping into some raging poseur wearing your Springsteen "US Tour '78" throwback.

Trunk LTD

For reasons the staff described as "complicated", the Smokehouse was recently stripped of its liquor license and is now BYOB. Which is sweet, because in order to wash down this dive's Pig Out Platter (four heaps of meat, plus 13 sides), you'll need all the beer your bodega will sell you.

Although everyone can get in on the 2-for-$5 pint special, only the first 40 entrants will be eligible to participate in this Roshambo elimination challenge -- where the grand prize is a year's worth of free beer. With so much on the line, you'll need to bring your A-game. Thrillist's pick: Rock.

Brooklyn Brewery

Anyone who names her band something so lewd that even we can't print it is okay by us. Check out her rock show, and you'll see a British chick who'll shove you, dump beer on you, hurl breast enhancing foam pads at you, and lustfully rub her groinal area onstage. It's so erotic, you'll declare it even better than el porno.