New York

233 Park Ave S, at 19th; 212.979.7800

Around the corner from the same-named steakhouse, this after-work-friendly spot plates up steak sandwiches, filet mignon, etc, but the ballsy order's the Super Burger Tier: 30 sliders, including kobe, goat-cheesy Mediterranean, cranberry-topped turkey, and standard beef -- basically, a Hanging Garden of Meat.

Thru Nov 30th at 901 Broadway, at 20th; 212.260.2690

To mark today's opening of their first NY store, Italy's Energie's taking 20% off their entire collection of fitted pants, shirts, belts, and jackets through November. The discount's on your first purchase only, and you must explicitly mention the sale to a clerk, thus mitigating the 20% discounts via 80% cheapskate shame.

These GMaps reveal pizzerias in all five boroughs, with special symbols for favorites and coal ovens. Pop-ups give the name/address/URL, plus a link to a SeriousEats review, which sometimes skews foodie, or, as with Chelsea Piers' Bowling Alley, not: "Was this pizza as bad as it looked? Let me tell you something, pendejo: It was worse."

Nov 26-30th: 406 Broome St, at Cleveland Pl; 212.680.8600

All next week, BM's locking their upstairs doors at midnight and giving those trapped within the upstairs free french fries and champagne; attempt to breach the doors after midnight, and a loyalist cadre of Vandy grads will beat you back with lacrosse sticks. And misogyny.

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