New York

Blues/Funk pioneer and domestic violence proponent Ike Turner met his maker last week, so keep his memory alive with this Brooklyn design collective's t-shirt, "Ike Says Relax". No, seriously, woman. Relax.

1166 1st Ave, at 64th 212.593.2223

Bedecked in vino bottles and a chandelier made from glass jugs, Felice pairs traditional Italian (pasta, risotti, focaccia, etc) w/ over 60 recent vintages, all high-quality and accessibly priced. Also available: pricier reserve bottles like the 1995 Tenuta dell' Ornellaia, which "at twelve years old, is now ready to drink". (Pederast.)

Thru Mon at 1021 6th Ave, between 38th and 39th 212.239.7272

50-80% off leather jackets, outerwear, sweaters, and gloves from Zegna, Ellesse, Levi's, and Diesel -- quite the flossy look, compared to your barrel of crude.

Instead of subway maps and cartoon-y "Only in New York" prints, grab this typographic depiction of NYC nabes. Manhattan posters are available w/ free priority shipping, but Brooklyn's already sold out and totally doesn't talk to its old friends anymore.

Send these uptown blanketistas your old tees (concert, sports, etc) and they'll repurpose them into handmade quilts, pillowcases, or duvet covers -- because nothing brings pleasant dreams like sleeping under "F*ck You, You F*cking F*ck".