An NYC artist who shares his name w/ the hero of Nakatomi Plaza, John McLane's offering free beer/wine at a showcase that'll include his own art ("cocktail party people and sexy future robots"), and that of six of his friends, hopefully including Special Agent Johnson. No, the other one.

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Ending its brief run as an anonymous sample sale venue, this newly-christened store's offering 50-75% off full lines of designer labels (J Brand, Citizens of Humanity, Monarchy, etc) in a sample sale the owner's decreed to be "neverending" -- like the Story, except instead of a flying dog, Atreyu will show up in a hijacked garment truck.

Check out the details at DenimAndKnits.com

NYC-based FPA curates photos of offensively appareled tourists, whether they're we aring holiday sweaters, sweatpants, or, of course, fanny packs -- because where else are you gonna stash your subway map when you're flashing a peace sign outside the Virgin Megastore?

Check out the antics at FannyPackAntics.com

Like a frequent flyer club, this microbrew pub's recently inaugurated booze card rewards every dollar spent with "yards". Cash 'em in for prizes, from "Private Keg Party", to "Piñata Head of Yourself", to "Your Own Verb in the Bar Lexicon" -- i.e., "I'll Kevin you so hard, you'll have to move back in with your parents".

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