New York

17 Cleveland Pl, between Kenmare and Spring 212.966.7334

Returning to its original location after a two-year hiatus, this low-lit sleeve of an Italian wine bar's pouring 60 bottles (30 by the glass) while plating up bruschette, panini, and dolci, e.g., strawberries veloce -- or "fast strawberries", the angry berry-picker's projectile of choice.

This GMap's color-coded icons indicate each bar's patronage come game day: blue for Giants fans, red for Pats devotees, and green for unaffiliated drunks. Pop-ups give each joint's contact info, cover/reservations policies, and specials, like $2 Buds, or a free Zima every time you shush the crowd so you can hear the commercials.

Thru Sun at 85 Lafayette Ave, Brooklyn; 718.797.0011

Up to 75% off premium local and national designers, e.g., Rogues Gallery, Gilded Age, and Beard & Bangs (successful cousin to the tragically hirsutier Muttonchop & Merkins).

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Stranded in Brooklyn? Mute? Text this cab co. your location and the dispatcher'll text back the approximate wait time and cost, then send a car to meet you. SMScab also provides some BK joints w/ their own four-digit code, which you can text in lieu of an address -- because there's lazy, and then there's lzy.

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