The NY debut of the vaunted LA line, these 100% cotton tees juxtapose smug aphorisms ("F_ck me, I'm a hedge fund manager", "My other jet is a bigger jet") with with sloppily-drawn graphics (indicating that your other other jet is the D-Train).

Check the styles or buy online at PJELosAngeles.com

This corner bistro's serving up defiantly-unhealthy breakfast (omelettes, croissants, muffins), lunch, and dinner (Philly cheesesteaks, sliders, chicken wraps, and burgers). Grub's available carryout, dine-in, or delivery, with online ordering coming soon. Then, soon after that, they will start accommodating defiant laziness by tele-burgering your meal right into your stomach.

Check the take-out menu

The historically-minded Bowery clothiers have relaunched their site, and are offering 25% off prior collections' hoodies, tees, polos, and thermals in a neverending online-only sale they're calling "The Back Door" -- a discount which, on the Bowery, used to mean something achingly different.

Get discounted threads at BarkingIrons.com

This NJ-founded social net for car racing fans will intro you to individuals or groups who share your pride in being shunned by polite society. Indicate your "Desired Relationship" (from one night stand to penpal), then profile up with "I am interested in" options: from the obvious ("sports car races") to the improbable ("arts museums") to the positively Applebeesian ("dining out").

We dare you to MeetMeAtTheRaces.com

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