New York

33 W 8th St, at MacDougal; 212.677.3833

This plushy appointed bistro's a Superfriends of restaurant talent: Owned by a Craft guy, deco'd by an Allen & Delancey guy, and cocktailed by guys from Freeman's and Death & Co. As for grub, E.U.'s former chef serves South-Asian-spiced American dishes like wild boar w/ marrow, cumin, orange, and vermicelli; and crab meat resala. Meanwhile, the Wonder Twins will "Form of Coat Check!"

At Lounge: 593 Broadway, between Houston and Prince; 212.226.7585

The NY debut of the vaunted LA line, these 100% cotton tees juxtapose smug aphorisms ("F_ck me, I'm a hedge fund manager", "My other jet is a bigger jet") with with sloppily-drawn graphics (indicating that your other other jet is the D-Train).

369 Greenwich St, at Franklin; 212.625.1010

This corner bistro's serving up defiantly-unhealthy breakfast (omelettes, croissants, muffins), lunch, and dinner (Philly cheesesteaks, sliders, chicken wraps, and burgers). Grub's available carryout, dine-in, or delivery, with online ordering coming soon. Then, soon after that, they will start accommodating defiant laziness by tele-burgering your meal right into your stomach.

The historically-minded Bowery clothiers have relaunched their site, and are offering 25% off prior collections' hoodies, tees, polos, and thermals in a neverending online-only sale they're calling "The Back Door" -- a discount which, on the Bowery, used to mean something achingly different.

This NJ-founded social net for car racing fans will intro you to individuals or groups who share your pride in being shunned by polite society. Indicate your "Desired Relationship" (from one night stand to penpal), then profile up with "I am interested in" options: from the obvious ("sports car races") to the improbable ("arts museums") to the positively Applebeesian ("dining out").

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