From the Milk & Honey don and a former Picholine fromager, this tiny, wi-fi'd coffee bar's serving gourmet caffeine sourced via Queens, fresh juice, and (coming soon) made-to-order sandwiches and small plates. They'll soon open a cozier 2nd floor w/ working fireplace -- accidentally plunge your hand into the coals to reveal that your secret identity is not Superman.

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This comprehensive map of be-tabled bars provides both photos and an anal level of detail, including table cost/size/condition, plus cue condition, space, and lighting. The reviews are similarly obsessive: "The last two times we visited the Brooklyn Ale House, the table was eating balls and was not in a playable condition. Mmm, eating balls..." Mmm, but check out the site anyway.

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Too skin-crackingly cold to remove your gloves for easy touch-screen manipulation? These NYC-made hand sheaths're equipped with conductivity-enhancing metal studs: 3 dots for iPhones (thumb, index, middle) and 1 dot for iPods -- thumb only, tipping hitchhiker-friendly truckers to the fact you'll be a lousy conversationalist, so they might as well get right down to raping you.

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This handy tinkler's companion enumerates ways to surreptitiously pee in public (e.g., Tip #7: Lie on Your Side). The book's a winnowing down of 2005's The 40 Point Guide to Peeing in NYC -- though for succinctness, nothing can approach The 1 Point Guide to Peeing in a Toilet.

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