New York

Friday at 714 11th Ave, at 51st; 1-877-60BEERS

The gloriously all-gal-staffed Tavern's celebrating "going green" the way mother nature intended: by offering free Coors Light cans and Twisted Teas from 6-8pm, plus $4 Foster's oil cans and 1/2-price Bud pounders all night. At midnight, they'll hand $100 cash to the fastest oil-can shotgunners -- Chugging 26.2oz of Foster's: Australian for "fear".

The designs on these made-in-BK tees range from storybook-creepy (bear w/ dripping honey claws), to ironic kitsch (a Che-esque Cher tee asking "Crees en la vida despues del amor?"), to enviro puns, e.g., greenhouse gases captioned with the Mims-ism "This is why I'm Hot", which'll help save the Earth by recycling a one-hit wonder.

4-8pm Saturday at Cercle Rouge: 241 W. Broadway, at N. Moore; 212.226.6252

One Lincoln gets you a glass and free tastings from Matthieu Baudry (Chinon), Fredrik Filliatreau (Saumur-Champigny), and 20 other French vintners, all of whom practice farming techniques they term "natural" -- because when you're alone in a field of grapes, do you really need to wear pants?

Fri-Sun at 72 Greene St, between Spring and Broome

Up to 90% off thousands of hoodies, tees, polos, and jeans from the likes of Christian Audigier, Rock & Republic, and C&C California, founded because Freedom Williams had gotten so big, mere music factories could not contain him.

A message board for lovelorn public transpo cowards, SC organizes missed opportunities by subway line and sex/gender orientation (w4m, m4w, etc). Register to respond to posts and/or submit your own "crush" along the lines of "Suggestive Eyes! We exited at 72nd", or the adorably premature "I protected you from harassment".

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