An 825-room hotel casino connected to Foxwoods by covered walkway, the MGM boasts 53 table games, 1,400 slots, an Asian-themed nightclub (Shrine), and a huge massage/wellness center called the G-Spa -- which, much to the frustration of female guests, you will wander around for hours trying to find.

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FROG (nee FR.OG) has lounged up their basement with a redecoration (white tiled floors, plush orange banquets), a classic cocktails menu, and, most importantly, a separate entrance unconnected to the restaurant and its freewheeling use of punctuation.

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This two-story hound hotel offers essential services (walking, grooming, training), plus one monster stereo: a 33,000-track, 5-speaker JBL surround system that plays 24/7 in order to "influence pack behavior" via artists both rest-inducing (Barry Manilow, Sufjan Stevens) and rockin' (The Doors -- how can dogs not respect a frontman who always had his snausage out?).

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