Hit this U. Square bistro for gratis appetizers and unlimited cocktails made with Izze, the sparkling juice inspiration behind N W/out A's critically-neglected single, "Izze Duz It".

To find their 55th Anniversary Playmate, Playboy's soliciting 2-minute YouTube submissions, which so far include scantily-clad locals like Brooklyn's allinadpenta (vet assistant, teaches Latin/Cuban dance), Long Island's ILPP213 (mother of 2, likes lingerie), and Jersey's debbiedoll77, whose prodigious mathematical abilities ("I'm 24 plus 10 years old") belie her sense of proportion ("I like the little things. Like nature.").

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This debut line from NY-based Jon Gray is eclectically graphic'd with disarmament imagery, e.g., dismantled handguns, Strangelove shout outs, and an ornate flintlock pistol that shoots flowers in lieu of bullets (public enemy #1 in Bloomberg's "Mayors Against Gun Violets" initiative).

Check these hilariously literal artistic interpretations of spam subject lines, e.g., "hi pyramid in your pants eat a strip and be like an egyptian god" (hieroglyphics on a steak), "I hope your thing is as big as a camel's buy" (camel kissing a woman), and "girls like when it big" (cupcakes, thank the Lord).

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