New York

12 Desbrosses St, between Hudson and Greenwich; 866.647.1740

Having escaped the clutches of Wall Street I-banking, AW now proffers bespoke formal and casual button-downs made from your choice of over 700 swatches. He'll take appointments or copy measurements from previously tailored shirts you mail in; he also offers online spec submittal and shirt design (cuff/collar type, etc), and even lets you name whatever custom style you create, as long as you name it "Ironed Man".

Open 12pm till 1am at Pier 66a, near 26th; 212.989.6363

Reopened a bit north after a 1.5yr shutdown, this barnacled former lightship's still the same: shore-bound tiki bar (beers, burgers, steamed lobster, crab cakes, etc), creaking out-of-commission boat w/ clangorous party room straight out of Ghost Ship. However, 2.0's dropped the 4am close for a more respectable 1am, leaving tassle-panted river-ravers to look elsewhere for after-hours entertainment (Chelsea Piers Golf-tronica?).

Handmade in BK, these full-year calendars mark dates under the blisters of Bubble Wrap; even better, compulsive popping could cause Christmas to come early this year.

Sign up now for this three-week, mock-murder tourney in which ~300 competitors stalk and assassinate each other w/ Super Soakers, Entertechs, etc, for a chance at a grand prize of cash money (~$500), a handle of Jack, and a framed, gold-plated water gun -- making you slightly more dangerous than Roger Moore.

Available only at KCDC: 90 N 11th St, Williamsburg; 718.387.9006

These ltd-edition suede sneaks sport autistically menacing scrawls from legendary graffiti artist Neck Face, who having crossed over must now re-tag every NYC building with Neck Foot. Foot Face? NeckFaceFoot?