New York

Through Aug 31 at Vice Gallery: 99 N 10th St, between Berry and Wythe

Vice Mag's hosting a one-month-only gallery of affordable works-for-sale ($150 to $6k) from their 2008 photo issue, from the ninja jihadist Neckface and Me (Chris Sonting), to images from the upcoming book Party with Me Punker (edited by Thurston Moore), to the series Four Naked Women Who are Not My Wife and One Naked Woman Who Is -- by Jonathan Black, whose transition into divorced life should be relatively awesome.

Available at Rival: 225 Hudson St, near Broome; 212.929.7222

This LA-based skate outfits's offering a sweet NYC deal: each pair of their new "Max Fish" shoes (red heelguard, black/blue accents, extruded white side graphics) comes w/ free drink coupons stitched into the footbeds, redeemable at the same-named LES haunt -- a sweet deal, until you're ejected for not wearing shoes.

To fine tune your mockery of people who sound different, simply listen to these passersby's voices and pick their countries of origin, getting extra points for guessing birth cities. To ensure no slang's spoken, each person reads from Rudyard Kipling's "If", which espouses the British ideal of a stiff upper lip in the face of the most grueling hardships, e.g., "omg, are you from Australia?!"

295 Berry St, at 2nd, Bklyn; 718.388.5988

This comfortably dive bar-ish eatery's plating up Mexican street/diner food like tacos (carnitas, pollo, hongos, etc), Torta Ahogada (sourdough stuffed w/ pork confit and beans), and Pollo Encacahuatado (chicken in mole peanut sauce). For the next few months they're BYOB, but they are serving Mexican Aguas made-to-order: cantaloupe, watermelon, even prickly pear -- wouldn't you be standoffish if everybody called you "pear-shaped"?

These playfully nasty tees (naked girl leaning out of shower, half-naked girl w/biker gloves, etc) feature the work of Richard Kern, the artistically lecherous EV filmmaker who directed music vids like Marilyn Manson's "Lunchbox", Sonic Youth's "Death Valley 69", and "Detachable Penis" -- the only charting single from King Missile, leading them to be dismissed as a one-eyed wonder.