New York

10pm-?, Thursdays at Satsko, 245 Eldridge St, between Houston and Stanton; 212.358.7773

This fantastically schizophrenic LES spot bills itself as "home of delicate Asian Fusion cuisine and the Sake-Bomb". Proof of the latter: Thursdays after 10pm, anyone who can take manager Warren "Fastest Gullet in the East" Bayani in a bombing duel drinks free house sake the rest of the night. Before challenging him, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel delicate?" Well, do you, kohai?

37 E 28th St, between Park and Madison; 212.213.2328

Tomorrow, what was the upscale Urena reopens as a casual bistro serving tapas from northern Spain, traditional cocktails like the red wine/coca-cola Calimocho, and an all-Espagna wine list with vineyards plotted on a wall map -- gratifying for oenophiles, geography buffs, and beauty pageant contestants from the South Carolina and such as.

Thru Fri at Soiffer-Haskin: 317 W 33rd St, between 8th and 9th

Deep discounts on otherwise absurdly expensive, attorney-friendly leather bags, satchels, and wallets from Ghurka -- named for the Nepalese warriors whose battle cry "Jai Mahakali, Ayo Gorkhali!" translates to "Let the Goddess of the bond market recover, so I may go to the Hamptons".

Sep 9-Oct 7 at 401 Projects: 401 West St, at Charles; 212.633.6202

This photo exhibit features works from rock legends like Perry Farrell, Michael Stipe, the Police's Andy Summers, and...Bryan Adams, who broke in to hang work in the dead of night, and now stands whistling innocently in the corner.

Sat Sep 8 at The Hudson Beach Cafe, 103rd St, at Riverside Park; 917.370.3448

Hit this all-day, free admission fest and get quaffable mollusks, quaffable Guinness, and three Celtic bands, who'll teach you just how slimy Irish eyes can get.