Love beer? Love growing things in your closet? Hit Homebrewing 101 to swig homemade swill and learn the sudsmaking process, like how to burtonize the water to make it sterile, how to begin sparging the wort to coagulate proteins and nitrogenous compounds, and how to throw up your hands in exasperation, slouch to the bodega, and buy a 4-pack of Lynchburg Lemonade.

Sign up now and the Pourhouse staff'll email you w/ an offer for one hour of free beer on the day of your choosing

Snigger at others' historic misfortune on this searchable GMap of ponzi scheme victims, which shows the duped investors' geographic concentration, plus lists each client's home address -- not as hazardous as it sounds, because what's the point of robbing them now? You gonna steal their Commerce Bank pens?

Look at all the poor people: MadoffMap.com

Up to 70% off Nom de Guerre's Fall and Winter '08 merch (gray flannel button-downs, leather half-waist coats, cardigans), all hawked in an underground bunker that once served as a Black Panther meeting place -- where they gathered to protect themselves from police brutality, and you'll gather to protect yourself from the brutality of not being able to afford full price clothes.

This update of the proto shooter skins everything in VH iconography, from the asteroids (band logo, Eddie face, "Everybody Wants Some" burger from Better Off Dead, evil Sammy Hagar) to the spaceship: a split-legged David Lee Roth, who yells "yeah" when firing and sings "Runnin' With the Devil" while maneuvering. When the game ends, you're treated to Roth's scatting from "Just a Gigolo" -- though considering you've been playing Assteroidz, you're clearly not one.

Play your face off