Manhattan's Twon is offering deep discounts on NY-centric tees, including the Yankees/bird combo "Red Bird" (named after the iconic red subway cars), and a tee rocking the NYC skyline on a cigarette box, with "Newport" replaced by "Newyork" -- where you're far more likely to run into the brand's signature toothless, menthol-loving prostitutes.

These tees are only $16! Buy at TwonNYC.com

Designed by those klutzy South Koreans, this simple, sturdy cup holder prevents spillage by clipping to the edge of your desk -- also saves space and acclimates you to a bright future of minivan interiors.

Buy online at MoMaStore.org

Ostensibly covering all coffee shops, this GMap's currently geared up to find nearby Dunkin' Donuts and Starbucks outposts. Profile up to add locations, plus rate existing stores, from a superlative five stars (clerk has perfect diction when reiterating triple non-fat soy mocha latte) down to a niggling one (clerk makes coffee that tastes like melanoma).

Stay awake through the pain at CoffeeSeeker.com

Awesome up the 3hr doldrums that are the Academy Awards with these Oscar bingo cards featuring squares of randomly-generated telecast possibilities, from the improbable ("You've seen the movie the Best Actress winner was in"), to the likely ("Kung Fu Panda doesn't win sh*t"), to the certain ("Jennifer Aniston maintains game face whilst dying inside").

Download Oscar Bingo at Thrillist.com. Jen, you're 40.