New York

Sun, Feb 22 at The Harrison: 355 Greenwich St, at Harrison; 212.274.9310

Like a birthday on Xmas, the Harrison's cookstress debuts on Iron Chef the same night as the Oscars, so the resto's blowing it out by combining two weekly specials: their recently launched Sunday meat feast -- bowl of beef + pork + veal meatballs, homemade sausage, and pulled pork, plus steaming pasta and dessert -- backed up with their brand new at-cost wine night. After too many $15-$25 bottles, you'll have to go home and Changeling your pants.

Manhattan's Twon is offering deep discounts on NY-centric tees, including the Yankees/bird combo "Red Bird" (named after the iconic red subway cars), and a tee rocking the NYC skyline on a cigarette box, with "Newport" replaced by "Newyork" -- where you're far more likely to run into the brand's signature toothless, menthol-loving prostitutes.

Designed by those klutzy South Koreans, this simple, sturdy cup holder prevents spillage by clipping to the edge of your desk -- also saves space and acclimates you to a bright future of minivan interiors.

Ostensibly covering all coffee shops, this GMap's currently geared up to find nearby Dunkin' Donuts and Starbucks outposts. Profile up to add locations, plus rate existing stores, from a superlative five stars (clerk has perfect diction when reiterating triple non-fat soy mocha latte) down to a niggling one (clerk makes coffee that tastes like melanoma).

Awesome up the 3hr doldrums that are the Academy Awards with these Oscar bingo cards featuring squares of randomly-generated telecast possibilities, from the improbable ("You've seen the movie the Best Actress winner was in"), to the likely ("Kung Fu Panda doesn't win sh*t"), to the certain ("Jennifer Aniston maintains game face whilst dying inside").