New York

Run by Wall St. vets who live like every night's a bachelor party (or at least did), this just-launched service organizes every aspect of your gleeful penis gaggle, from nightspot discounts/reservations (Marquee, Sapphire, Penthouse Exec, etc), to transpo (tri-state spanning limos & private cars), to top flight entertainment. The latter's available either in-hotel, or at one of several blinged-out and semi-secret private lofts -- b/c even strippers shouldn't witness the horror of 12 dudes packed onto a twin bed.

5pm Sunday at Radegast Beer Hall: 113 N 3rd St, at Berry

An awesomely off-topic recipe competition from the man behind Chili Takedown, this pork-a-palooza lets all comers sample 30+ bacon-based dishes (bacon chili, bacon pasta...bacon cobbler?) then vote on the winner, who'll be awarded $100 -- which should cover the copay at his cardiologist.

March 27th to April 20th at 125 Rivington St, at Essex

Hit this month-long LES pop-up for NY design collective Vane's streetwear-ish take on Sebago's classic docksiders, including The Spearmint (light green and white leather), The Clubhouse (white and beige leathers), The Tuxedo (all-over shiny black leather), and the black nubuck Olympian -- traditional uniform for that most challenging of Summer Games, drinking beer and busting on everyone else's 'hampton.

271 Bleecker St, near Morton; 212.243.1500

From the president of the pizzamaker-certifying org Associazione Pizzaiuoli Napoletani, Keste bakes elegantly simple traditional Neapolitan pies (Margherita, Marinara, Mast’ Nicola, etc) using all organic, local ingredients. The oven's handcrafted from Mt. Vesuvius clay by Italian artisans, boasts a low dome and small mouth to retain heat, and can bake a raw pie in the time it takes Nick Cage to steal 1.5 Shelby Mustangs.

Get sweet pink-striped Italian silk ties & matching pink corozo nut & sterling silver cufflinks from the hippy-chic menswear outfit Coto, who're offering 30% off thanks to a randomly awesome partnership with Viva La Flaca, the pervy e-newsletter that delivers one barely SFW model pic per day -- because when you're caught pleasuring yourself, it's important to look your best.

12-7pm Saturday at an undisclosed SoHo location

From the rogue admen at NY-based LVHRD, this day-long "nonconference" on how to mix fun-having with work-doing features six speakers who've made their living through non soul-murdering endeavors, plus a 3.5hr Dewar's/Brooklyn Brewery open bar. Heavies include Steve Hindy (started Bklyn Brewery to share love of drinking beer) and Gavin McInnes (who started Vice Mag to share love of eating p***y); each participant also gets a two-year Time Out subscription, to ensure you're immediately marching to the beat of New York's 100 Best Drummers.