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From an LA TV editor cum junk food photog, these handmade, signed, 12.5" x 12.5" prints feature digital pics of various SoHo street meat jalopies imposed on pristine white backgrounds, from the umbrella'd Garrett's pretzel cart, to the deceitful "All Natural Nuts", to a gyro cart manned by an ominous vendor, staring from the shadows as if to say..."white sauce?".
Get art that'll only make you hungry, at SuperMarketHQ.com
Reserve now for Tues, June 9 or Wed, June 10; 877.2.GOTHAM
The latest from the fantasy-whip renters, the “Legends” tour gives you 4.5hrs divided amongst a five-strong all-Lambo team, including the V10 Gallardo LP 560-4 and the V12 Murcielago 640 Roadster. The NY & NJ backroad burn's led by renowned test driver Valentino Balboni, and each ticket includes a night-before pre-drive party, plus the option to bring along a friend -- because someone needs to play Chris O'Donnell when you realize the pre-drive party's driven you blind.
Space is limited. Check the rides at GothamDreamCars.com
Hand-soldered in Miami by a native NYer, these hefty, gold or silver accessories run from rock & roll (guitar pick necklaces), to violence (AK-47 signet rings; grenade-shaped mini pill holders), to drugs (razor blade cufflinks -- for when you're tired of the monkey suit, and just want to blow off the whole affair).
Get the gear at Miansai.com
From a bi-coastal tech concern, Muck categorizes investigative journalists' tweets by network, magazine, or paper. Journos are ranked by follower #s (183k for guapo albino Anderson Cooper, 8k for curmudgeonly Jack Cafferty, etc); click their profiles for everything from trouble on the Yellow Sea (CNN's Steve Brusk: "officials say two Chinese fishing vessels came 'dangerously close' to US ship...") to trouble from some yellow pee (ABC's John Berman: "doing a 3 day juice cleanse").
It's a bittertweet symphony (ouch) at MuckRack.com
May 11-17 at 547 W 27th St, 3rd Fl, between 10th and 11th; 212.736.3030
50% off preppy, tennis-themed swag (track jackets, woven shirts, nylon and suede low tops, etc) named for the tennis champ who popularized the Continental Grip -- attacking the ball on the rise, not out-muscling grannies for the last mini All-Bran.
