The latest from the fantasy-whip renters, the "Legends" tour gives you 4.5hrs divided amongst a five-strong all-Lambo team, including the V10 Gallardo LP 560-4 and the V12 Murcielago 640 Roadster. The NY & NJ backroad burn's led by renowned test driver Valentino Balboni, and each ticket includes a night-before pre-drive party, plus the option to bring along a friend -- because someone needs to play Chris O'Donnell when you realize the pre-drive party's driven you blind.

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Hand-soldered in Miami by a native NYer, these hefty, gold or silver accessories run from rock & roll (guitar pick necklaces), to violence (AK-47 signet rings; grenade-shaped mini pill holders), to drugs (razor blade cufflinks -- for when you're tired of the monkey suit, and just want to blow off the whole affair).

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From a bi-coastal tech concern, Muck categorizes investigative journalists' tweets by network, magazine, or paper. Journos are ranked by follower #s (183k for guapo albino Anderson Cooper, 8k for curmudgeonly Jack Cafferty, etc); click their profiles for everything from trouble on the Yellow Sea (CNN's Steve Brusk: "officials say two Chinese fishing vessels came 'dangerously close' to US ship...") to trouble from some yellow pee (ABC's John Berman: "doing a 3 day juice cleanse").

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50% off preppy, tennis-themed swag (track jackets, woven shirts, nylon and suede low tops, etc) named for the tennis champ who popularized the Continental Grip -- attacking the ball on the rise, not out-muscling grannies for the last mini All-Bran.